Some furnaces are more powerful than others. Some burn human beings at a rate of 100 lbs an hour, for others it is 200 lbs an hour. (That means I'll take between 1 and 2 hours!)
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Saturday, March 17, 2007
Times up
It could take between 45 minutes and 2 hours to cremate you. As I said fat bodies burn faster. Small bodies are quick because there is not a lot of fuel (that's us fuel for the furnace) to consume.
Some furnaces are more powerful than others. Some burn human beings at a rate of 100 lbs an hour, for others it is 200 lbs an hour. (That means I'll take between 1 and 2 hours!)
Some furnaces are more powerful than others. Some burn human beings at a rate of 100 lbs an hour, for others it is 200 lbs an hour. (That means I'll take between 1 and 2 hours!)
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