Five pounds of ashes

That afternoon the pastor of the local Evangelical Baptist Church arrives to collect the ashes of his dearly departed God fearing mother. But the ashes have not been collected from the crematory. No problem.




About five pounds of ashes are scooped out of the bucket and poured into an urn. The pastor takes the urn. You (or some of you anyway) and your new found friends are on your way to a nice Christian burial. Far fetched fiction? Of course. But not as far fetched as you might think..